Democrats Wanted These High Gas Prices

The Democrats really aren't upset that the gas prices are high. Sure, we are well aware that Democrats have publicly protested higher gas prices. Right now there are secret conversations taking place right now among the Democratic faithful, most of which is glee over the high gas prices. High gas prices push the poor off the road, which makes driving far more manageable for Beverly Hills Democrats. We recently looked at the gas stations in Beverly Hills and we were unable to see any substantial harm from the gas prices. Business is going on as usual.

We will do our best to try to obtain top-secret Democratic memos showing that they intended for these high gas prices all along. It is one reason why they stopped the building of new refiners; drilling for new oil; and other common sense efforts to explore for more oil. After all, the Democrats hate this country, and the best way to harm it is by raising the cost of energy, which effects every transaction on the marketplace. We wonder if Osama bin Ladin has sent a check to the Democratic Party recently.

Okay, let's have some sacrifice

We agree with the Democratic members that there needs to be some "sacrifice" in America after the war and the Katrina disaster. However, we believe that the government should sacrifice particularly governmental workers. We support forcing governmental workers to "sacrifice" a little by firing 50% of all federal non-security related workers; cutting all non-security workers' salaries by 25%, and eliminating the following cabinet posts: Commerce, Education, Agriculture, Labor, Energy, Health and Human Services, Housing & Urban Development.

But Democrats continue to hate America, so they would never support these sensible policies.

Government doesn't work, so we need more of it

We were as surprised as anyone else when we heard the responses from Democrats after the Katrina hurricane disaster. After a natural disaster struck, government at all levels was not able to respond to meet the demands of the public. This is not surprising to those of us who believe that government--on its face--is not competent to respond to every human suffering and ailment. Thus, it was rather risible to hear Democrats essentially saying, the government was not able to help the people in New Orleans, and thus, we need more big government to be even less competent in the future.

Democrats Oppose Democracy

If you ask the real random man on the street what they think of Democratic activists, we're confident that the reaction would be scorn and disdain. Democratic activists are quite literally fringe factions that Madison feared most. These activists believe that judges should be super-legislators who make, rather than write, the law. That is one of the major reasons why Democratic Senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee are hastling Chief Justice designate John R. Roberts Jr to support the Roe v. Wade, the judicial activist decision that constitutionalized a one-size-fits-all approach to abortion law.

The Democrats believe that citizens in Alabama should not be able to write laws that left-wing latte drinkers in California and New York oppose. Such a position reflects the thinking of the englightened class of individuals who wish to rule by force rather than consent.

From Best of the Web: more evidence that Democrats hate America

The House yesterday passed an anodyne resolution commemorating the fourth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. It extended sympathy to the victims and survivors; honored the military, first responders, and others who helped; thanked foreign leaders for their support; declared that America is not waging war "on any people or any faith"; reaffirmed a commitment to the global war on terrorism; and vowed "never [to] forget the sacrifices made" on 9/11 or to "bow to terrorist demands."

No one could disagree with that, right? Not quite. The House vote for the resolution was 402-6; here are the six far-left Democrats who voted "no":

• John Conyers (Mich.)
• Barbara Lee (Calif.)
• Jim McDermott (Wash.)
• Cynthia McKinney (Ga.)
• Pete Stark (Calif.)
• Lynn Woolsey (Calif.)

There is evidence everyday that the Democrats hate America and the institutions for which she was born.

Do you see those looters in New Orleans on television? Every single one of them is a Democrat. We guarantee it. The Superdomb in New Orleans resulted in conditions quite typical for anyone who has to be trapped with a number of savage Democratic members. As is typical, many Democrats killed people and rapped women. The Democrats looted stores (just as they love to loot our wallets). There is evidence everyday that Democrats hate America and the institutions for which she was born.

Some people have chosen to see it differently. Robert Scheer, in the LA Times, wrote:

What the world has witnessed this past week is an image of poverty and social disarray that tears away the affluent mask of the United States.

No Robert, what we saw was what happens when one part of the country depends upon the government for decades and decades. Let's hope the rest of the country sees that such a political experiment is far too risky.

Democrats Hate America

Welcome to Democrats Hate America, where we discuss the truth of the Democratic Party. We believe that Democrats and Republicans are not equally patriotic. We firmly believe that, when comparing the patriotism of Republican and Democratic members and elected representatives, Republicans come out ahead. Further, we believe that Democratic officeholders are a significant threat to our nation because they do not understand, nor do they seek to understand, the terrorist threat that must be dealt with.

President George W. Bush has done an incredible job of securing this nation and we are proud that he is the commander of chief. We believe that if John F. Kerry were president, he would not understand how to properly treat terrorism as an act of war rather than a common, garden-variety criminal act.

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