Jobs Program for Terrorist ISIS Fighters!? Are you serious?

State Department valley girl spokesperson Marie Harf (rhymes with 'barf') said that ISIS fighters will stop engaging in atrocities if they could find jobs.  What kind of jobs would these bunch of thugs do?  Are we supposed to help create a McDonald's and an Apple store in ISIS territory?  ISIS is completely illegitimate.  We reject all of their goals and believe that the US military should eradicate this menace.  And we're not afraid to state that ISIS is Islamic.